Archive | November 2016

Help us all – the Swingers are back in town

Linda from Croydon escorts. This is the third Swingers conference that Croydon has hosted, and it is always the same thing. They keep calling the agency asking for spare hands, and I have to say no. Our girls do not attend Swingers parties and there is no way I am going to let them. The problem is that Swingers don’t really know what escorting is all about, and I am having to say no all of the time. The men are pushy but the ladies are worse, and they can really annoy me.

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Perhaps some agencies here in Croydon will let their girls go to parties but I don’t. All of my girls are really nice girls and I hate to say it, but I am not a great believer in Swinging. This year they have taken over an entire field, and I can’t believe the farmer has rented it to them. He must be making a fortune out of them, but it is not far that we get pestered. Our regulars here at Croydon escorts wonder what is going on when the telephone is always engaged, and it can be very frustrating.

This year, a lot of the local residents have complained about the wild parties and the loud music, says Linda. A couple of us went down to the field that they are camped out in the other night, and we can’t believe the noise. It is like a constant party and they are calling it a Love Fiesta. Well, I have never seen anything like it and I hope they are practicing safe sex. But then again, I suppose I shouldn’t worry about it really. A couple of the Croydon escorts from https://charlotteaction.org/croydon-escorts actually walked in and there was a lot of drunk people. Not my sort of thing at all.

Would I allow my Croydon escorts to date Swingers? No, this kind of activity is strictly against our policy and I don’t think that it would be safe for my girls. I really don’t see what people get out of swinging. I suppose I am more of a one-on-one sort of girl and prefer to go home to my partner. I don’t mind but I do think that people who own land, like this farmer, should respect the wishes of other residents. They are all camped on the outskirts of Croydon in a lovely peaceful spot.

None of the girls who work for Croydon escorts swing they are in private. I have asked them several times and none of them are interested in getting involved with the swingers. There must be money in it though as they have some really great mobile homes and fancy cars. Maybe swinging is the hobby of really rich people and not for the rest of us. I do know that they pay a lot of money to go on special holidays in luxury places like the Caribbean and Mexico. But, swinging is certainly not for me.